Trip from hell.....

Okay... so we all know that when it rains it pours. So when it is a thunderstorm we are delayed as hell in the skies. A certain airline I fly for is like crazy about passengers having chocolate chip cookies. Thank goodness, I fly flying with my roommate Brit. We were so delayed I thought it was funny. It was very turbulent so we decided to hold off on the beverage service...hummm. Towards the end of the flight we decided to attempt a service. I mean, it was so bad passengers were catching us because we almost fell out of the aisle. So, Brit said "Sorry everyone the service will be discontinued because we just can't do it." The cookie monsters went crazy. While we are holding on for dear life they are grabbing cookies off of the cart like this was the last supper. "Okay everyone! You'll have your cookies but I'll have a broken leg!", Brit said. But they continued to grab. Unbelievable.

So, the next day. Were thinking yes, a new day. Let's have a new attitude. Positive ride to the airport form the hotel. Get to the airport and we are delayed for 3 hours. I only had 2 cd's to hold us over. We listened to the 2009 Grammy CD about 15 times and we learned all the songs. Brit and I played Captain and First Officer, we played Air Traffic Controllers, we even hopped in the overhead bin to take naps. And it still wasn't time to go. All of a sudden dispatch said we had to go NOW! So we board all these angry people as fast as we can to get them to NYC and boy were they ungrateful. During the flight me and Brit had guys in the back galley trying to get our numbers! Were like please sit down. My guy said he was a GQ model. Were like okay... how much had you had to drink?? These people have spent over 200 bucks on alcohol during one flight. Mr GQ was pissing everybody off on the flight because he kept talking, talking and talking. About how hot he is, he knows Labron James, and he has houses almost everywhere we fly. During all this bull, the captain came on the PA and said were in a holding pattern and we won't be landing for another 45-50 minutes. I had a lady ask me "Is my baby going to die?! I don't have enough food for that long!" I couldn't believe she said that to me. I told her, her chunky baby will be fine for another hour. And then people wanted more alcohol and we told them NO! Drunk people delayed=pissed off flight attendants. So, we finally get this thing on the ground and while we are taxing to the gate we come to a complete stop clearly not at the gate. And I'll be damned if everybody didn't get up and start taking their bags down and everything. We then had to get up, put everyones bag back up like we are bell boys. Then we had a passenger tell us he couldn't sit back down because it was the Sabbath. It was Friday. We kindly, well sorta kindly let him know we didn't care what it was just sit the hell down.

So all in all, the cookie monsters, drunk and fat people, dumb people everything and everyone you can think of was on our plane. Horrific 2 day trip. And I have to go do it all again in about 3 hours:-/

Sometimes....ARRGGHH

Sometimes I swear I was in another profession. I had an awesome time in Key West last night with my crew. I think this trip was to good to be true. Today, our ORD (Chicago) turn was cancelled and they won't get us a hotel room, rental car or NOTHING in CLT. This is the ish I'm talking about. We will be sittin gin the airport for almost ten hours. Though, my captain JJ the Jet pilot is cool, we have no clue what we are going to do for the rest of the day. I mean I can only people watch so long and get so many numbers from hot guys walking through the airport. I'm going through my sour Jolly Ranchers like crack. This here is real. Like CNN. Like FOX. Yes, I know this is boring but I needed to vent and it's going to be to you. Yes... Myrtle Beach. I will be there soon enough and we will celebrate my end of the day:-)

That new ishh..... this is gonna be a long one!!

Hello my few fellow followers. It's been to long and so much to cover. So I have no clue where to start.

Well... first I want everyone to keep the families of the passengers of crew of Continental Express flight 3407 operated by Colgan Air from Newark to Buffalo where 50 people died. The NTSB is still trying to figure out why this happened. It's always so sad when things like this happen because we are all family. All airline crews. This flight was operated by a regional airline so now they or us are getting a lot of shit. I do not appreciate this. The media is basically saying that regional pilots don't have a lot of experience. So please believe I will be writing some important people (especially my boo Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News) and letting them know the deal. They want to talk about regional airlines and plane crashes I got some info for those fools.

Anywho... we are officially short one person in the house. Some of us are extremely happy... well all of us. CC went a little crazy and scared everyone (and also made us laugh during the bi polar episode). She STABBED a stuff animal (RIP Fox and Socks) because Princess pissed her off...i guess. Their is no excuse for this craziness. And we all were pretty much tired of the screaming and yelling, I mean this was a grown woman acting like a child. So Landlord put her out. I'll give you a quick example:
During CC's rage I decided to take a shower. She was upset that Princess was NOT answering the phone. Princess was fed up with CC's attitude and her bs. So I exit the shower feeling extremely fresh and clean (and excited about my new soap! Yay!) I was greeted by craziness. "WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?" I'm like "umm... gone?" CC then goes "FUUUCCCKKK!" And freaking THROWS her cell phone at the wall. Due the sensitive nature of this story, some things can not be disclosed. So I can not disclose Princess' real location (and this point she was cold, remember that). But anywho... After the phone throwing she begins to scream again "FU*K THIS, FU*K HER, FU*K THIS FRIENDSHIP!!" And slams one of the doors in my face like I'm Princess or something. Though I thought this was a little dramatic, this is typical CC. We (McFlyin, Princess, and I) thought this over and boy were we wrong. She then STOMPS down the stairs (she's getting HOT HOT HOT) with poor Fox and Socks (RIP). Fox and Socks was a beloved red fox stuffed animal we all cared deeply about. And she STABS him (CHHHHCCHHH CHHHCCHHH CAAACCAAAA) and rips open his poor little tummy and throws out his freaking insides! And throws his guts and cotton everywhere. And made a point to say "I'm ripping out her insides like she ripped out mine!!" McFlyin said something and she flipped out again. This was to much for all of us. You have to understand this is what we were dealing with like once a month. These....umm violent outburst. Ohh ohh... and she crossed the BFF line. Something you never ever do to your friends. Besides the fact the we all thought it was time for her to leave The Landlord did to and he told her after this trip she had to go. It was kind of too good to be true. It was like a weight lifted off of everyone shoulders. Happiness is entering our home. There will be no more blogging of CC anymore. Most of the drama is gone!!

I've had a lot of trips this month. The average flight attendant works about 75-80 hours a month. I have about 124 hours. So I'm tired as hell that's why I haven't been blogging. But I have had a blast on my trips. Working and playing a lot. I just got back from San Antonio which was awesome. I'm now gearing up for Boston and Dallas with Roxy. We've been having a blast. I haven't been to the pad that much because of all my working. I'll try to keep you guys updated. I now have to get my research on so I can write all these people about my damn regional airlines!! I'll holla!!!

OMG!!! DeMarco is sooo smart

So DeMarco is the smartest person ever. He's also in the house and a pilot. But anyways, we are going to start filiming, VH1 and MTV are taking to long to notice me er I mean us. So we are going to start filming. We are going to put everything on Youtube. It's going to be like a real show. I mean voiceovers and maybe even a theme song!! And the confessional will be in the bathroom or something. 2 people have an Apple so were going to be editing and getting that stuff together. Oh yeah.... here comes the fame bitches!!!!

An unhappy home makes an unhappy.....

Well I'm back to work now:-( and I'm back to the crashpad. The new girls are here which I don't mind. I don't think everyone is as okay with this as I am. I think the problem is the bathroom situation. This whole boy/girl restroom thing is to much. Hopefully everyone can just get along and we can work something out. I actually really like one of the girls Tyra she's pretty cool. But I can sense some Real World drama slowly beginning. Carmen doesn't even want to be here anymore :-( because it's so many people here. I'm sure in a few months maybe some of these people won't be here. I lovvee being here so maybe I can spread my looovveee.

We also had another Real World moment. It was funny as hell. Carlton one of our quieter roomies who doesn't say much spazed the eff out on Brit. I mean he cursed her out for not closing the door all the way. "BRITTANY WERE YOU RAISED ON A FU*@IN BARN?!? CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!!!" Now this was a shock to everyone. Being that Carlton doesn't talk that much and to hear him curse out someone like that was pretty funny. And then at the end of all of this called her a bitch. I mean I don't think we would even have to do any editing for TV for this one. It was perfect. Like previews for next week perfect.

McFlyin aka Joey and the g/f broke up. I think she's pretty stupid for this but hey..that's just my opinion. She doesn't know wtf she's missing. That's why good women like me can't find good men. Because chicks like her ruin it for the rest of us. Is it just me or down south girls just don't know any better? UGH... This could have been about 7 minutes of airtime. A nice dramatic phone convo.

NASTY ALERT::: I... CT aka SkyPrincess had to do the unthinkable yesterday. I had to drop the kids off AKA commit a terrorist act in the lav AKA take a number 2 AKA poop on the airplane. I have been doing this for 2 yrs and 4 months and always told myself I would NEVER do this heinous act. It was horrible and I almost cried. But I knew I couldn't hold it for three more legs. Just know that day I lost a piece of my pride having to do THAT on the airplane.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY::::

Why are people never happy with the way they are? Would you want to change anything about yourself? WHAT IS LIFE REALLY ABOUT???

VLV 09

Vegas was freakin awesome =) Besides the fact the flight took FOREVER it was really fun and worth it. I'm way to tired to blog about anything because I consumed waaaayyy to much alcohol. And remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas:-)

Hotel Crashpad

So...word on the street is we have THREE more girls moving in the house. Besides the fact that there is no room their brand new girls. Brand new flight attendants can be very annoying. Hopefully they are cool so we don't have any problems with these chicks.
But I really don't care. Because I am going to Las Vegas tomorrow with a whole bunch of other flight attendants. So because of the fact that I will be intoxicated there will be no blogging for a few days. I have to focus on my drinking and recovery operations in a timely manner so I can enjoy all my time in Vegas.
We went out to eat last night at a homeade Italian restaurant. I thought it was freakin awesome. Me, Princess, and Keith. And all of sudden we got on the topic of when virginity was lost. Ofcourse Princess kept her mouth shut, I said my age, and Keith said he couldn't remember. You know this intrigued me. So we tried to think back as far as we could. I wanted him to write a list but he wouldn't. He said as long as he remembered he has been fu****g. Icky and funny all at the same time. Princess hates when we talk about things like this. She really hates when I say the words 'slob' as in she slobbed him down or the word 'cunt'. It's so funny so I say it all the time.
Oh!! And how could I forget! Super Real World situation happened. Keith and CC made up. Yes. Now it wasn't dramatic enough but we could have fixed that for you MTV or VH1. We could have added a few tears and maybe even another argument before the make up. Well....VLV09 here I come!!!

My opinon always matters

Hey people!! I'm doing okay just got back from another 3 day trip. I flew to San Antonio (SAT). It took 3 hours and 30 minutes but it was kind of fun. SAT had really nice passengers and a really cute one:-) This crew was also awesome. My other flight attendant is REALLY religious so I couldn't even curse for THREE days. I mean THREE days I didn't say a curse word. I almost went crazy so I had to say 'shit' today. And boy did it feel good.
Now this is messed up. This is just from the rumor mill. I gave you a pretty good description of US Air flight 1549. Word on the street is the flight attendant that broke BOTH her legs might get fired because boy did she eff up. MAYBE. I hear she almost or did open the rear door in a water landing (ditching) which is something you are never to do. Some stories say a passenger tried to open the door and she stopped him. But who knows. All I'm saying is she broke both her damn legs. Give the b a break.
I really don't have anything to talk about besides that fact I want a billboard. And I want to put my blogs website on there. Maybe I'll get famous that way. I some day will get my 15 minutes of fame so I can meet Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News. I think I'm pretty important so I can have a billboard. Maybe I can finance it.
Ummm... no crashpad drama. MTV and/or VH1 would not be pleased. Keith and CC made up. We could of streched that out with commercials and stuff. And made it a little dramatic. I mean... the Hills does it so why can't I?? Maybe I'll start some stuff with somebody so I can have something to write about. GAAAWWDDD.
Well, TTYL. Vegas trip coming soon!!!

PLANE CRASH

Today around 3:30pm US Airways flight 1549 crashed into the Hudson River after take off from New York's LaGaurdia's airport on the way to Charlotte Douglass International Airport. The assumption is a flock of geese flew into or got sucked into both engines and disabled both of them. This sent 150 passengers and crew member into the cold frigid river. No deaths or serious injuries have been reported (one flight attendant did suffer a broken leg). I know I try to be funny in my blog but this is a serious case of how people need to pay attention to the safety demo that the flight attendants go over. The flight crew did a wonderful job on evacuating the airplane in a timely manner and the pilots did an awesome job gliding the plane into the water instead of a crash landing which could have resulted in serious injuries.
Princess and I were in Barnes and Nobles reading cook books and my phone started blowing up. Me being the person I am I was getting upset and wondering why people kept calling me when I was trying to learn new recipes. Then all of sudden both of our phones started blowing up and we realized what was going. We immediately left and came home so we can watch TV and see what was going on.

I was so amazed that everyone survived I really wanted to call CNN and voice my comment about how I'm a flight attendant and our demo is important and all that other good stuff and I wanted them to ask me questions so I could answer them perfectly and then they could offer me a job. Me and Princess were dialing at the same time. So we never get through and some b@$*# named Denise calls in and takes my spotlight. She said she was a flight attendant and how our demo was important and blah blah blah. Oh was I upset. The reporter even told she was making 'good points'. UGH. I always wanted to be on TV and Denise whoever she may be took my interview time. So Denise wherever you are I think I hate you.

Boring ol 3 day trip

Well. I just came back from a 3 day trip which was pretty cool. The crew was very nice and me and the flight attendant got along really well. Were actually going to Vegas together in just a few days:-) Yipee!!! I only had to show my true ugly side once. We were doing a plane swap. That just means we are giving up the plane and giving it to another crew. Usually a smooth transition. But no. We had a super douche bag flight attendant who is actually a guy but would die to be a girl. He's like spazing out because were not getting off the plane "fast enough". And me being the lovely person I am I kindly told him to calm the hell down and don't get the panties he wished he had in a bunch. Was that mean? I don't think so.

Anyhow, Princess and Joseph have a birthday coming up... what to do at the crashpad?????

Keeping my promise:-)

Nothing much has happened on my last trip. It was only a two day trip. Crew was cool. We had a layover in Key West.... :-) The hotel was about a 40 second walk to the ocean. Some clothes came off and some jumping in the ocean occurred. I'm not going to say if I joined in this or not:-) If you know me then you know the answer. I also had coconut milk which was freaking awesome. My first officer climbed a tree and got them. I think I'm going to start adding pics on here so you can see the awesomeness of my job.

Crashpad: Yes. The drama is still alive. Landlord is fed up. I think he is tired of all of us. I'm just guessing all the stuff with CC is pissing him off because she was Keith out. And Landlord doesn't care what happens outside the house. So much tension in the house is not fun. I would have thought by now everyone would be happy. Landlord and Carmen (the house mom. She rocks and she's from NYC) got into a little heated discussion about a few things. She's been living here for about 3 years so I was kind of shocked at this. I think we need to have a house/family meeting. Yeah. Just like the Dr. Phil house. Oh! Or maybe we can call Ellen so we can laugh while we fix our problems.

Anyways. I have to get ready for work. Off to Rochester... Maryland, New York, Indiana, Kentucky hell if I know. It's one of them.

Ciao!

OMG I'm such a loser...It's been to long and sooo much drama!!

Okay guys... Sorry its been so long. I said I was going to commit to this blog and I have failed. So since it's been so long I am going to just start from New Years Eve where all the drama began in....THE CRASHPAD. ( You were supposed to hear that loud dramatic music right after the dot dot dot).

Dec. 31st

New Years Ever. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let me give you a quick update of where everyone was on this wonderful day. I was in NYC (it was cold and snowing so NO I did not see the damn ball drop), Princess was on a road trip with her family, CC (flight attendant from Buffalo) was at the house along with Rose, Keith, Richard and Brittany. I know its a lot of names but try and keep up. Now, Brittany was the DDriver for the DAY because she had to work. Everyone else started drinking about umm...lets say 2pm. But, since it was the holiday that was OK. Me being in NY and having to wake up at the ass crack of dawn I decided to turn my phone off to avoid all the Happy New Years text. That was probably the best decision I ever made.

Jan 1st, 2009 (Yay! Happy New Year)

0400: Turning phone on. Received text from Brittany at 0253 "Be glad your not here".

0600: I call Brittany to find out what the hell is going on. Britt had to work at 0650 so that's why she was up. She told a brief overview of what the hell happened. CC was pissed. Apparently, there was a little discrepancy on who was the DD. Now being that I was not there, I can not give an accurate account of what happened. Keith made a wrong turn. CC got upset. And this is where the stories don't match. CC said Keith kicked her out of the car. Keith said CC wanted out of the car. Rose and Richard were also in the vehicle. I GUESS CC says "I want out this FUCKIN car because your FUCKIN drunk." Words were exchanged and not nice ones and next thing we know CCis out the damn car. In a parking lot. On a road. She says she is going to call a taxi and Keith pulled off. Everyone comes back to the house. Keith wakes Britt up to tell her at 0200 she has to go pick up CCfrom this random parking lot. They return to the house where CC comes in and screams at Keith "How dare you leave me in that parking lot!!!" Again, nobody knows what happened with the whole kicking out of the car hing but the people that were there. Very loud words were exchanged, people slapped, shoes thrown, Christmas decorations ripped down (which I put up) and people who had to work in the morning were woken up with all the commotion.... anything you could possibly think of that has to do with a loud crazy fight.

0800: I'm receiving calls from everyone getting all sides of the story.

1000: So much drama. I am trying to get the phone number to MTV and see how we can get a show without getting fired and/or embarrassing our company. Damn.... I have no contacts. Save the mental thought. Contact MTV or VH1.

1100: CC calls. "Keith put me out his fuckin car. He was drunk. I am not going to be in the car with a drunk driver. " And all that other good stuff.

1130: Keith calls. "CC wanted out of the damn car. She said I was drunk and I wasn't. I know how to drive."

Next thing I know CC wants Keith OUT of the house. For good. This was a little extreme but I thought she was just upset. Ummm....no. She was serious. This was serious. Usually, people get drunk and laugh about all the crazy things they did the next day. Either way nobody wanted to take sides with what was going on. It was just to much drama for yo mamma. CC wasn't to happy with a few of us and that decision. But she got over it. Keith and CC still aren't speaking to each other. CC said she is going to move out since Keith is staying and our landlord really doesn't care about what goes on outside of the house.

Basically, I am writing this because I know somebody out there knows somebody out there knows somebody that works for MTV or VH1. People! My house is the shit yo. All this drama NEEDS to be on somebodies TV along with me needing to be famous. Our theme song can be Frank Sinatra "Come Fly With Me." I have it all planned out. Fame for me.... I can see it now:-)

I will keep everyone updated. More post will be published. So keep checking.