Vegas was freakin awesome =) Besides the fact the flight took FOREVER it was really fun and worth it. I'm way to tired to blog about anything because I consumed waaaayyy to much alcohol. And remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas:-)
Monday, January 26, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Hotel Crashpad
So...word on the street is we have THREE more girls moving in the house. Besides the fact that there is no room their brand new girls. Brand new flight attendants can be very annoying. Hopefully they are cool so we don't have any problems with these chicks.
But I really don't care. Because I am going to Las Vegas tomorrow with a whole bunch of other flight attendants. So because of the fact that I will be intoxicated there will be no blogging for a few days. I have to focus on my drinking and recovery operations in a timely manner so I can enjoy all my time in Vegas.
We went out to eat last night at a homeade Italian restaurant. I thought it was freakin awesome. Me, Princess, and Keith. And all of sudden we got on the topic of when virginity was lost. Ofcourse Princess kept her mouth shut, I said my age, and Keith said he couldn't remember. You know this intrigued me. So we tried to think back as far as we could. I wanted him to write a list but he wouldn't. He said as long as he remembered he has been fu****g. Icky and funny all at the same time. Princess hates when we talk about things like this. She really hates when I say the words 'slob' as in she slobbed him down or the word 'cunt'. It's so funny so I say it all the time.
Oh!! And how could I forget! Super Real World situation happened. Keith and CC made up. Yes. Now it wasn't dramatic enough but we could have fixed that for you MTV or VH1. We could have added a few tears and maybe even another argument before the make up. Well....VLV09 here I come!!!
But I really don't care. Because I am going to Las Vegas tomorrow with a whole bunch of other flight attendants. So because of the fact that I will be intoxicated there will be no blogging for a few days. I have to focus on my drinking and recovery operations in a timely manner so I can enjoy all my time in Vegas.
We went out to eat last night at a homeade Italian restaurant. I thought it was freakin awesome. Me, Princess, and Keith. And all of sudden we got on the topic of when virginity was lost. Ofcourse Princess kept her mouth shut, I said my age, and Keith said he couldn't remember. You know this intrigued me. So we tried to think back as far as we could. I wanted him to write a list but he wouldn't. He said as long as he remembered he has been fu****g. Icky and funny all at the same time. Princess hates when we talk about things like this. She really hates when I say the words 'slob' as in she slobbed him down or the word 'cunt'. It's so funny so I say it all the time.
Oh!! And how could I forget! Super Real World situation happened. Keith and CC made up. Yes. Now it wasn't dramatic enough but we could have fixed that for you MTV or VH1. We could have added a few tears and maybe even another argument before the make up. Well....VLV09 here I come!!!
Monday, January 19, 2009
My opinon always matters
Hey people!! I'm doing okay just got back from another 3 day trip. I flew to San Antonio (SAT). It took 3 hours and 30 minutes but it was kind of fun. SAT had really nice passengers and a really cute one:-) This crew was also awesome. My other flight attendant is REALLY religious so I couldn't even curse for THREE days. I mean THREE days I didn't say a curse word. I almost went crazy so I had to say 'shit' today. And boy did it feel good.
Now this is messed up. This is just from the rumor mill. I gave you a pretty good description of US Air flight 1549. Word on the street is the flight attendant that broke BOTH her legs might get fired because boy did she eff up. MAYBE. I hear she almost or did open the rear door in a water landing (ditching) which is something you are never to do. Some stories say a passenger tried to open the door and she stopped him. But who knows. All I'm saying is she broke both her damn legs. Give the b a break.
I really don't have anything to talk about besides that fact I want a billboard. And I want to put my blogs website on there. Maybe I'll get famous that way. I some day will get my 15 minutes of fame so I can meet Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News. I think I'm pretty important so I can have a billboard. Maybe I can finance it.
Ummm... no crashpad drama. MTV and/or VH1 would not be pleased. Keith and CC made up. We could of streched that out with commercials and stuff. And made it a little dramatic. I mean... the Hills does it so why can't I?? Maybe I'll start some stuff with somebody so I can have something to write about. GAAAWWDDD.
Well, TTYL. Vegas trip coming soon!!!
Now this is messed up. This is just from the rumor mill. I gave you a pretty good description of US Air flight 1549. Word on the street is the flight attendant that broke BOTH her legs might get fired because boy did she eff up. MAYBE. I hear she almost or did open the rear door in a water landing (ditching) which is something you are never to do. Some stories say a passenger tried to open the door and she stopped him. But who knows. All I'm saying is she broke both her damn legs. Give the b a break.
I really don't have anything to talk about besides that fact I want a billboard. And I want to put my blogs website on there. Maybe I'll get famous that way. I some day will get my 15 minutes of fame so I can meet Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News. I think I'm pretty important so I can have a billboard. Maybe I can finance it.
Ummm... no crashpad drama. MTV and/or VH1 would not be pleased. Keith and CC made up. We could of streched that out with commercials and stuff. And made it a little dramatic. I mean... the Hills does it so why can't I?? Maybe I'll start some stuff with somebody so I can have something to write about. GAAAWWDDD.
Well, TTYL. Vegas trip coming soon!!!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
PLANE CRASH
Today around 3:30pm US Airways flight 1549 crashed into the Hudson River after take off from New York's LaGaurdia's airport on the way to Charlotte Douglass International Airport. The assumption is a flock of geese flew into or got sucked into both engines and disabled both of them. This sent 150 passengers and crew member into the cold frigid river. No deaths or serious injuries have been reported (one flight attendant did suffer a broken leg). I know I try to be funny in my blog but this is a serious case of how people need to pay attention to the safety demo that the flight attendants go over. The flight crew did a wonderful job on evacuating the airplane in a timely manner and the pilots did an awesome job gliding the plane into the water instead of a crash landing which could have resulted in serious injuries.
Princess and I were in Barnes and Nobles reading cook books and my phone started blowing up. Me being the person I am I was getting upset and wondering why people kept calling me when I was trying to learn new recipes. Then all of sudden both of our phones started blowing up and we realized what was going. We immediately left and came home so we can watch TV and see what was going on.
I was so amazed that everyone survived I really wanted to call CNN and voice my comment about how I'm a flight attendant and our demo is important and all that other good stuff and I wanted them to ask me questions so I could answer them perfectly and then they could offer me a job. Me and Princess were dialing at the same time. So we never get through and some b@$*# named Denise calls in and takes my spotlight. She said she was a flight attendant and how our demo was important and blah blah blah. Oh was I upset. The reporter even told she was making 'good points'. UGH. I always wanted to be on TV and Denise whoever she may be took my interview time. So Denise wherever you are I think I hate you.
Princess and I were in Barnes and Nobles reading cook books and my phone started blowing up. Me being the person I am I was getting upset and wondering why people kept calling me when I was trying to learn new recipes. Then all of sudden both of our phones started blowing up and we realized what was going. We immediately left and came home so we can watch TV and see what was going on.
I was so amazed that everyone survived I really wanted to call CNN and voice my comment about how I'm a flight attendant and our demo is important and all that other good stuff and I wanted them to ask me questions so I could answer them perfectly and then they could offer me a job. Me and Princess were dialing at the same time. So we never get through and some b@$*# named Denise calls in and takes my spotlight. She said she was a flight attendant and how our demo was important and blah blah blah. Oh was I upset. The reporter even told she was making 'good points'. UGH. I always wanted to be on TV and Denise whoever she may be took my interview time. So Denise wherever you are I think I hate you.
Boring ol 3 day trip
Well. I just came back from a 3 day trip which was pretty cool. The crew was very nice and me and the flight attendant got along really well. Were actually going to Vegas together in just a few days:-) Yipee!!! I only had to show my true ugly side once. We were doing a plane swap. That just means we are giving up the plane and giving it to another crew. Usually a smooth transition. But no. We had a super douche bag flight attendant who is actually a guy but would die to be a girl. He's like spazing out because were not getting off the plane "fast enough". And me being the lovely person I am I kindly told him to calm the hell down and don't get the panties he wished he had in a bunch. Was that mean? I don't think so.
Anyhow, Princess and Joseph have a birthday coming up... what to do at the crashpad?????
Anyhow, Princess and Joseph have a birthday coming up... what to do at the crashpad?????
Monday, January 12, 2009
Keeping my promise:-)
Nothing much has happened on my last trip. It was only a two day trip. Crew was cool. We had a layover in Key West.... :-) The hotel was about a 40 second walk to the ocean. Some clothes came off and some jumping in the ocean occurred. I'm not going to say if I joined in this or not:-) If you know me then you know the answer. I also had coconut milk which was freaking awesome. My first officer climbed a tree and got them. I think I'm going to start adding pics on here so you can see the awesomeness of my job.
Crashpad: Yes. The drama is still alive. Landlord is fed up. I think he is tired of all of us. I'm just guessing all the stuff with CC is pissing him off because she was Keith out. And Landlord doesn't care what happens outside the house. So much tension in the house is not fun. I would have thought by now everyone would be happy. Landlord and Carmen (the house mom. She rocks and she's from NYC) got into a little heated discussion about a few things. She's been living here for about 3 years so I was kind of shocked at this. I think we need to have a house/family meeting. Yeah. Just like the Dr. Phil house. Oh! Or maybe we can call Ellen so we can laugh while we fix our problems.
Anyways. I have to get ready for work. Off to Rochester... Maryland, New York, Indiana, Kentucky hell if I know. It's one of them.
Ciao!
Crashpad: Yes. The drama is still alive. Landlord is fed up. I think he is tired of all of us. I'm just guessing all the stuff with CC is pissing him off because she was Keith out. And Landlord doesn't care what happens outside the house. So much tension in the house is not fun. I would have thought by now everyone would be happy. Landlord and Carmen (the house mom. She rocks and she's from NYC) got into a little heated discussion about a few things. She's been living here for about 3 years so I was kind of shocked at this. I think we need to have a house/family meeting. Yeah. Just like the Dr. Phil house. Oh! Or maybe we can call Ellen so we can laugh while we fix our problems.
Anyways. I have to get ready for work. Off to Rochester... Maryland, New York, Indiana, Kentucky hell if I know. It's one of them.
Ciao!
Friday, January 9, 2009
OMG I'm such a loser...It's been to long and sooo much drama!!
Okay guys... Sorry its been so long. I said I was going to commit to this blog and I have failed. So since it's been so long I am going to just start from New Years Eve where all the drama began in....THE CRASHPAD. ( You were supposed to hear that loud dramatic music right after the dot dot dot).
Dec. 31st
New Years Ever. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let me give you a quick update of where everyone was on this wonderful day. I was in NYC (it was cold and snowing so NO I did not see the damn ball drop), Princess was on a road trip with her family, CC (flight attendant from Buffalo) was at the house along with Rose, Keith, Richard and Brittany. I know its a lot of names but try and keep up. Now, Brittany was the DDriver for the DAY because she had to work. Everyone else started drinking about umm...lets say 2pm. But, since it was the holiday that was OK. Me being in NY and having to wake up at the ass crack of dawn I decided to turn my phone off to avoid all the Happy New Years text. That was probably the best decision I ever made.
Jan 1st, 2009 (Yay! Happy New Year)
0400: Turning phone on. Received text from Brittany at 0253 "Be glad your not here".
0600: I call Brittany to find out what the hell is going on. Britt had to work at 0650 so that's why she was up. She told a brief overview of what the hell happened. CC was pissed. Apparently, there was a little discrepancy on who was the DD. Now being that I was not there, I can not give an accurate account of what happened. Keith made a wrong turn. CC got upset. And this is where the stories don't match. CC said Keith kicked her out of the car. Keith said CC wanted out of the car. Rose and Richard were also in the vehicle. I GUESS CC says "I want out this FUCKIN car because your FUCKIN drunk." Words were exchanged and not nice ones and next thing we know CCis out the damn car. In a parking lot. On a road. She says she is going to call a taxi and Keith pulled off. Everyone comes back to the house. Keith wakes Britt up to tell her at 0200 she has to go pick up CCfrom this random parking lot. They return to the house where CC comes in and screams at Keith "How dare you leave me in that parking lot!!!" Again, nobody knows what happened with the whole kicking out of the car hing but the people that were there. Very loud words were exchanged, people slapped, shoes thrown, Christmas decorations ripped down (which I put up) and people who had to work in the morning were woken up with all the commotion.... anything you could possibly think of that has to do with a loud crazy fight.
0800: I'm receiving calls from everyone getting all sides of the story.
1000: So much drama. I am trying to get the phone number to MTV and see how we can get a show without getting fired and/or embarrassing our company. Damn.... I have no contacts. Save the mental thought. Contact MTV or VH1.
1100: CC calls. "Keith put me out his fuckin car. He was drunk. I am not going to be in the car with a drunk driver. " And all that other good stuff.
1130: Keith calls. "CC wanted out of the damn car. She said I was drunk and I wasn't. I know how to drive."
Next thing I know CC wants Keith OUT of the house. For good. This was a little extreme but I thought she was just upset. Ummm....no. She was serious. This was serious. Usually, people get drunk and laugh about all the crazy things they did the next day. Either way nobody wanted to take sides with what was going on. It was just to much drama for yo mamma. CC wasn't to happy with a few of us and that decision. But she got over it. Keith and CC still aren't speaking to each other. CC said she is going to move out since Keith is staying and our landlord really doesn't care about what goes on outside of the house.
Basically, I am writing this because I know somebody out there knows somebody out there knows somebody that works for MTV or VH1. People! My house is the shit yo. All this drama NEEDS to be on somebodies TV along with me needing to be famous. Our theme song can be Frank Sinatra "Come Fly With Me." I have it all planned out. Fame for me.... I can see it now:-)
I will keep everyone updated. More post will be published. So keep checking.
Dec. 31st
New Years Ever. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let me give you a quick update of where everyone was on this wonderful day. I was in NYC (it was cold and snowing so NO I did not see the damn ball drop), Princess was on a road trip with her family, CC (flight attendant from Buffalo) was at the house along with Rose, Keith, Richard and Brittany. I know its a lot of names but try and keep up. Now, Brittany was the DDriver for the DAY because she had to work. Everyone else started drinking about umm...lets say 2pm. But, since it was the holiday that was OK. Me being in NY and having to wake up at the ass crack of dawn I decided to turn my phone off to avoid all the Happy New Years text. That was probably the best decision I ever made.
Jan 1st, 2009 (Yay! Happy New Year)
0400: Turning phone on. Received text from Brittany at 0253 "Be glad your not here".
0600: I call Brittany to find out what the hell is going on. Britt had to work at 0650 so that's why she was up. She told a brief overview of what the hell happened. CC was pissed. Apparently, there was a little discrepancy on who was the DD. Now being that I was not there, I can not give an accurate account of what happened. Keith made a wrong turn. CC got upset. And this is where the stories don't match. CC said Keith kicked her out of the car. Keith said CC wanted out of the car. Rose and Richard were also in the vehicle. I GUESS CC says "I want out this FUCKIN car because your FUCKIN drunk." Words were exchanged and not nice ones and next thing we know CCis out the damn car. In a parking lot. On a road. She says she is going to call a taxi and Keith pulled off. Everyone comes back to the house. Keith wakes Britt up to tell her at 0200 she has to go pick up CCfrom this random parking lot. They return to the house where CC comes in and screams at Keith "How dare you leave me in that parking lot!!!" Again, nobody knows what happened with the whole kicking out of the car hing but the people that were there. Very loud words were exchanged, people slapped, shoes thrown, Christmas decorations ripped down (which I put up) and people who had to work in the morning were woken up with all the commotion.... anything you could possibly think of that has to do with a loud crazy fight.
0800: I'm receiving calls from everyone getting all sides of the story.
1000: So much drama. I am trying to get the phone number to MTV and see how we can get a show without getting fired and/or embarrassing our company. Damn.... I have no contacts. Save the mental thought. Contact MTV or VH1.
1100: CC calls. "Keith put me out his fuckin car. He was drunk. I am not going to be in the car with a drunk driver. " And all that other good stuff.
1130: Keith calls. "CC wanted out of the damn car. She said I was drunk and I wasn't. I know how to drive."
Next thing I know CC wants Keith OUT of the house. For good. This was a little extreme but I thought she was just upset. Ummm....no. She was serious. This was serious. Usually, people get drunk and laugh about all the crazy things they did the next day. Either way nobody wanted to take sides with what was going on. It was just to much drama for yo mamma. CC wasn't to happy with a few of us and that decision. But she got over it. Keith and CC still aren't speaking to each other. CC said she is going to move out since Keith is staying and our landlord really doesn't care about what goes on outside of the house.
Basically, I am writing this because I know somebody out there knows somebody out there knows somebody that works for MTV or VH1. People! My house is the shit yo. All this drama NEEDS to be on somebodies TV along with me needing to be famous. Our theme song can be Frank Sinatra "Come Fly With Me." I have it all planned out. Fame for me.... I can see it now:-)
I will keep everyone updated. More post will be published. So keep checking.
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