OMG I'm such a loser...It's been to long and sooo much drama!!

Okay guys... Sorry its been so long. I said I was going to commit to this blog and I have failed. So since it's been so long I am going to just start from New Years Eve where all the drama began in....THE CRASHPAD. ( You were supposed to hear that loud dramatic music right after the dot dot dot).

Dec. 31st

New Years Ever. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let me give you a quick update of where everyone was on this wonderful day. I was in NYC (it was cold and snowing so NO I did not see the damn ball drop), Princess was on a road trip with her family, CC (flight attendant from Buffalo) was at the house along with Rose, Keith, Richard and Brittany. I know its a lot of names but try and keep up. Now, Brittany was the DDriver for the DAY because she had to work. Everyone else started drinking about umm...lets say 2pm. But, since it was the holiday that was OK. Me being in NY and having to wake up at the ass crack of dawn I decided to turn my phone off to avoid all the Happy New Years text. That was probably the best decision I ever made.

Jan 1st, 2009 (Yay! Happy New Year)

0400: Turning phone on. Received text from Brittany at 0253 "Be glad your not here".

0600: I call Brittany to find out what the hell is going on. Britt had to work at 0650 so that's why she was up. She told a brief overview of what the hell happened. CC was pissed. Apparently, there was a little discrepancy on who was the DD. Now being that I was not there, I can not give an accurate account of what happened. Keith made a wrong turn. CC got upset. And this is where the stories don't match. CC said Keith kicked her out of the car. Keith said CC wanted out of the car. Rose and Richard were also in the vehicle. I GUESS CC says "I want out this FUCKIN car because your FUCKIN drunk." Words were exchanged and not nice ones and next thing we know CCis out the damn car. In a parking lot. On a road. She says she is going to call a taxi and Keith pulled off. Everyone comes back to the house. Keith wakes Britt up to tell her at 0200 she has to go pick up CCfrom this random parking lot. They return to the house where CC comes in and screams at Keith "How dare you leave me in that parking lot!!!" Again, nobody knows what happened with the whole kicking out of the car hing but the people that were there. Very loud words were exchanged, people slapped, shoes thrown, Christmas decorations ripped down (which I put up) and people who had to work in the morning were woken up with all the commotion.... anything you could possibly think of that has to do with a loud crazy fight.

0800: I'm receiving calls from everyone getting all sides of the story.

1000: So much drama. I am trying to get the phone number to MTV and see how we can get a show without getting fired and/or embarrassing our company. Damn.... I have no contacts. Save the mental thought. Contact MTV or VH1.

1100: CC calls. "Keith put me out his fuckin car. He was drunk. I am not going to be in the car with a drunk driver. " And all that other good stuff.

1130: Keith calls. "CC wanted out of the damn car. She said I was drunk and I wasn't. I know how to drive."

Next thing I know CC wants Keith OUT of the house. For good. This was a little extreme but I thought she was just upset. Ummm....no. She was serious. This was serious. Usually, people get drunk and laugh about all the crazy things they did the next day. Either way nobody wanted to take sides with what was going on. It was just to much drama for yo mamma. CC wasn't to happy with a few of us and that decision. But she got over it. Keith and CC still aren't speaking to each other. CC said she is going to move out since Keith is staying and our landlord really doesn't care about what goes on outside of the house.

Basically, I am writing this because I know somebody out there knows somebody out there knows somebody that works for MTV or VH1. People! My house is the shit yo. All this drama NEEDS to be on somebodies TV along with me needing to be famous. Our theme song can be Frank Sinatra "Come Fly With Me." I have it all planned out. Fame for me.... I can see it now:-)

I will keep everyone updated. More post will be published. So keep checking.